Remember when you were in kindergarten and they sang “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and back then it was so easy and being happy was so obvious, but now you don’t know if you’re happy or sad or anything and it’s just so complicated you know
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.